Laid more pipe than a journeyman plumber.

Coworker on Albany, GA

My lesbian coworker just said that she and her spouse are starting the pill so their cycles can sync up. Yikes.

Anonymous

XKCD’s “Every Major’s Terrible’ as sung… with horses. 

How much?

A: How much zyrtec can I take?

B: A BOX?

A: <3 you

Normally I like a foul mouthed drag queen but I wasn’t feeling her.

Anonymous

flyingscotsman:

Honesty is the best policy (via)

Free cookie to whomever finds this Van in DC.

flyingscotsman:

Honesty is the best policy (via)

Free cookie to whomever finds this Van in DC.